How?

How are people breaking in?  Are people not locking their doors when they go out?  I am pretty sure it would be easer to chainsaw through the wall before someone broke in through some of the monster locks available out there.  I mean its pretty awkward to expect fellow tenants to screen people following them into the gate (Although, I get funny looks all the time and I don't really think I look that creepy).  I do not think any professional cat burglars are cruising around Bushwick, not that we don't all value our stuff but I think the big score might be else where.  I mean to say that if a strange group of scary looking thugs are lurking by the gate try your best to not let them in or if they really look creepy walk past the entrance to the building straight to the pay phone and call 911.  How about getting a nice big phat bolt to put on your door and lock it.  If you live on the 1st floor you can even get a pad lock and lock the big ass window gates.  Stop being victimized and lock your shit up!

 

Thank you and much love,
Your Pals in 1-M (Please don't rob me to prove a point, that just wouldn't be very neighborly)